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This high spirit is in high spirits Gotta find something to do Already slimed the card catalogs With ectoplasmic residue Can't wait to see the mortals reacting To my symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Picture it, Philedelphia 1947 Fantastic phantasms Stacking books up to Heaven Can't wait to see the mortals reacting To my symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Got an itchin' for some bitchin' fiction Make a tower out of telekinesis Cause no human being Would ever stack books like this Can't wait to see the mortals reacting To my symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Can't wait to see the mortals reacting To my symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking Symmetrical book stacking
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Sitting alone at the bar Sipping beer number three I wanna dance with somebody Who's gonna dance with me I see her walk in the door That's when my jaw hits the floor I start to do my moonwalk Ah yeah, she's not buying it She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't like my Running Man And I don't have a chance She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't want romance She doesn't give a fuck About my MC Hammer pants I'm sitting back at the bar Waiting for my song They play another Foghat medley It's almost 12 minutes long I'mt gonna try it again I start to do my thing Bust out my Roger Rabbit Oh, she doesn't give a shit She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't like my Running Man And I don't have a chance She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't want romance She doesn't give a fuck About my MC Hammer pants Play that funky beat, DJ Looking good today She's looking good in every way Hanging in a Buffalo Stance Won't even give me a second glance And then a song came on Pop and lock till the break o' dawn It's a silky groove Now step back while I bust a move I'm dancing by myself Cause I really wanna dance I'm busting out my Running Man I'm oozing out romance I'm dancing all alone To some Frank Stallone Who's not a bad musician So please leave him alone She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't wanna dance She doesn't like my Running Man I don't have a chance I really wanna dance I really wanna dance I just want to try out these My MC Hammer pants Proper
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Got a bag of B-movies and a million beers At my last stop and the place went nuclear All I wanted was to grab a square pizza Now my night's been fucked up by these dudes from the East-a The walls are crumbling From all this rumbling Cause there's big trouble in Little Caesars Need some party food; didn't mean to end up dead But Lo-Pan's back and he's crazier than my Crazy Bread He brought his three Storms -- Thunder, Lightening, & Rain I should find the manager so I can complain The walls are crumbling From all this rumbling Cause there's big trouble in Little Caesars Thunder, thunder Lightning, lightning Rain, rain Pizza, pizza The roof is falling down like plaster confetti I guess their pizza order wasn't Hot N Ready I don't like my parlors with this much Tae-Kwon-Do Eh, I guess I'll just buy something from Domino's The walls are crumbling From all this rumbling Cause there's big trouble in Little Caesars Cause there's big trouble in Little Caesars
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Feeling down Going shopping For cassettes The prices dropping At the food court they're all staring At my new jacket, but I ain't caring Every time I go out to the mall I'm always rocking Bring some money; gonna spend it all I ain't stopping I just need to get to Tape World So I can flirt with the cashier girl I hope she don't judge when she sees the tapes that I am buying At the fucking mall The neon The signage Munching down On some grindage I saw some nerds at the book store And I stared them down cause I am so hardcore I feel like I am ten feet tall When I'm at Hot Topic Do you have this in extra small? Jaws are dropping I just need to get to Tape World So I can flirt with the cashier girl I hope she don't judge When she sees the tapes that I am buying.. At the fucking mall Spencers, Gadzooks I don't need anything from you Arcade, pretzel I can live without you too I remember the first time I saw you (Macys, Penneys) You know, under the stairs Where the goth kids smoke cigarettes (See you when I'm 52) I walked right up to you (Tape World, cashier girl) Got down on my knees and said (I'm gonna marry you) Marry you (Marry you) I wanna marry you (Marry you) I wanna marry you (Marry you)

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“I’m still trying to figure out how they sneak THIN LIZZY leads into an Anthony Michael Hall montage” - MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL

RECORDED WITH OUR FIRST LINE-UP:
Vocals: Rad John
Guitar: Rad Josh
Bass: Rad Scott
Drums: Rad Greg

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released March 9, 2018

Recorded at Lab Rat Industries
by Scott Von Rocket

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Rad Max Portland, Oregon

Rad Max is a rad wave dance rock band from Portland, OR. They were voted most likely to play the training montage song in a straight-to-video b-movie. In between VHS movie nights, this band blasts out ridiculous songs about malls, evil computers, and psycho killers with guitar-shaped drills. ... more

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